And Isn't It Ironic

Michelle Bachman has a step-sister who is a lesbian. I wonder what that family Christmas dinner is like. In related news, Bachman's defense of marriage amendment was shot down in a senate judiciary committee today.

NCCA Championship Thoughts

A pretty disappointing final four in my opinion. Bad basketball all around. As much as people moan and groan when three number one seeds make it to the final weekend, I'd say this year proves that it probably creates a better final four. I would have loved to have seen a Duke-UConn final.

The country seems to be in love with Florida's Joachim Noah, but I find him to be quite annoying. After a timeout last night he was about to imbound the ball when we winked and blew a kiss to the UCLA cheerleaders. What an arrogant punk. I'll predict right now that he'll be pulled over for drunk driving or accused of sexual assualt within the next three months.

Billy Packer and Jim Nantz must have sensed how boring the game was because they kept trying to make such a huge deal out of the fact that Noah was going to break the championship game record for blocked shots. Four was the previous record. Big deal. The way Packer was talking, you'd think Dimaggio's hit streak was going down or something.