I Need A Lawyer

I've decided I need to sue the Australian Open for giving me insomnia. For the fifth straight night I find myself awake at 3am watching tennis.

Speaking of tennis, did anyone catch the Andy Roddick press conference after he got throttled by Roger Federer last night? Asked to comment on how he felt after the match Roddick said, "It was frustrating, it was miserable, it sucked, it was terrible - other than that it was fine." Another reporter then asked Roddick if he would sleep well that night. Roddick replied with, "That depends on how much I drink tonight." After his tennis career fizzles out, Andy might have a career in stand up comedy.