Gustavus vs. St. Thomas

If you want to find me Saturday night you'll have to venture to St. Peter where my Gusties take on St. Thomas in the MIAC men's basketball championship. I can't think of many places I'd rather be on a given night than Gus Young Court. It's the Cameron Indoor Stadium of Minnesota and should draw close to 3,000 people on Saturday. Lets go Gusties!

Duke Gets Docked

Duke guard Sean Dockery is reportedly out for the season after tearing a MCL in one of his knees. Normally the loss of the back-up guard would mean little to Coach K's club, but this year the Blue Devils are unusually thin off the bench. Unless J.J. Redick and Sheldon Williams get extremely hot in March, the Blue Devils will likely not make it back to another final four.

Shove That Up Your...

Three corporations including Texas Instruments were sued in Minnesota's U.S. District Court on Thursday for a mal-functioning hands-free buttocks cleanser developed for disabled people. The device connects to a person's toilet and allows people to cleanse themselves without using their hands. One man's device overheated and shot hot, burning water up his rectum. Talk about a bad day.