NBA=National Banning-Thugs Association
NBA commissioner David Stern must be having flashbacks to the glory days of Larry Legend and Magic when marketing the NBA was so simple. Stern is worried that the NBA is turning into a scene off a Bronx playground and that the NBA's white audience is going to start losing interest in an increasingly rough and tough league. Take the suspension of Indiana Pacer Ron Artest for example. Artest seems to taking over as the leagues next Dennis Rodman and Stern is having nothing of it. Artest was given a harsh four game suspension for bumping shoulders with Miami Heat coach Pat Riley. Artest probably deserved a one or two game suspension at the most. I wouldn't be suprised if Stern banned cornrows and tatoos in the near future and forced teams to wear v-neck sweaters as uniforms.
3 days, 8 hours, 55 minutes and 33 seconds until...
The next Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes episode! Or as my friend Sara and I like to call it, "BOTS." I mean the suspense is killing me here. The questions are mounting: Is there really someone stupid enough to marry "The Puck?" Will Ellen cry again in fear that someone might kick her baby ass? Will Colin recover from a nagging ankle injury to compete for the men? And hello, when are we going to start seeing some nudity on this show, because I thought that's what these shows were all about?
NBA commissioner David Stern must be having flashbacks to the glory days of Larry Legend and Magic when marketing the NBA was so simple. Stern is worried that the NBA is turning into a scene off a Bronx playground and that the NBA's white audience is going to start losing interest in an increasingly rough and tough league. Take the suspension of Indiana Pacer Ron Artest for example. Artest seems to taking over as the leagues next Dennis Rodman and Stern is having nothing of it. Artest was given a harsh four game suspension for bumping shoulders with Miami Heat coach Pat Riley. Artest probably deserved a one or two game suspension at the most. I wouldn't be suprised if Stern banned cornrows and tatoos in the near future and forced teams to wear v-neck sweaters as uniforms.
3 days, 8 hours, 55 minutes and 33 seconds until...
The next Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes episode! Or as my friend Sara and I like to call it, "BOTS." I mean the suspense is killing me here. The questions are mounting: Is there really someone stupid enough to marry "The Puck?" Will Ellen cry again in fear that someone might kick her baby ass? Will Colin recover from a nagging ankle injury to compete for the men? And hello, when are we going to start seeing some nudity on this show, because I thought that's what these shows were all about?
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